So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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