My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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