If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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