eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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