the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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