that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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