Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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