I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
In America we eat man semen.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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