So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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