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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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