He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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