dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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