CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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