I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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