We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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