party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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