yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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