i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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