dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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