The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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