9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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