Buhtt sex?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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