maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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