Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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