I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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