I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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