i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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