I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I will be naked everywhere
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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