And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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