Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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