If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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