Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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