just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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What a dumb baby whore.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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