Define "chronic" masturbator.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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