I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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