Are we in a gay sports bar?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I love you. Go after that dick
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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