what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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