Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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