I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My dick has a subreddit
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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