I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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