alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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