the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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