I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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