Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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