She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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