as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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