It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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