with your own penis?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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