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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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