I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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