You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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