i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she peed on how many people?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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