fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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