That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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