There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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