Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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