my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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