well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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