wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm passing your future prison.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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